I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
IM LITERALLY SO PISSED AT EVERY MAN WHO ACTS LIKE THEY CAN CONTROL A WOMANS RIGHTS AND CHOICES I HOPE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING COMES AND GRABS YOU BY UR EAR AND REMINDS YOU WHO FUCKING BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD
Homosexuality is kind of like Milk.
You have whole, half-and-half, 2%, and skim:
Whole gay is 100% my-gender-only.
Half-and-Half is Bisexuality, and it goes well with coffee.
2% Gay is Straight, but Shit Happens.
Skim Gay is 99% straight, until exposed to Tom Hiddleson and/or Jennifer Lawrence:
'But shit happens' hahahahaha
And all of them taste wonderful when you add chocolate syrup.
i want to be yahoo answers famous