my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
when no one in class is ready for the test
Describe my blog in terms of “came for the _____, stayed for the _____”
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
i support the gay’s
you support the gay’s what?
their legs. the weight of their gay is too much for them. they can’t stand up straight.
Did you just?
and if no one is there to support the weight of the gay they become like this
CRYING because Dean’s fucking bOWLeGS
this post is perfect is so many ways
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”