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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

  #this is something my mum would do  
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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Describe my blog in terms of “came for the _____, stayed for the _____”

lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

  #oh my god  
  #q  

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

  #lmao    #q  

boulevardofhuntersdreams:

pumpkinology:

casistooadorableandithurts:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

cosettesfauchelevents:

heysaumensch:

xezat:

i support the gay’s

you support the gay’s what?

their legs. the weight of their gay is too much for them. they can’t stand up straight.

Did you just?

and if no one is there to support the weight of the gay they become like this

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CRYING because Dean’s fucking bOWLeGS

this post is perfect is so many ways

  #lmao    #q  

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

  #q  
  #q